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HUGHJAZZ7 writes on 20.08.2004 15:43 : |
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Someone has bought Stevie Wonder a Cheese grater for his birthday. He said that it was the worst horror book he has read in his life
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HUGHJAZZ7 writes on 20.08.2004 15:42 : |
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lol mate that foto brings the best out of you xx
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SweetySweetyUK writes on 20.08.2004 11:08 : |
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Essex girl in car crash says 'i think i have concussion' paramedic asks 'how many fingers have i got up?' she replies 'oh fuck im paralysed too!'
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SweetySweetyUK writes on 20.08.2004 11:01 : |
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teacher draws a penis on the board. 'any1 know what this is?' johnny says 'my dad has 2 of them, a little 1 4 weeing and a big 1 for cleaning mummys teeth'
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SweetySweetyUK writes on 20.08.2004 10:57 : |
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undertakers have announced that when Michael Jackson dies, he will be melted down to make plastic toys so kids can play with him for a change!
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SweetySweetyUK writes on 20.08.2004 10:04 : |
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man goes 2 docs after being raped by a elephant, doc says 'funny ur ass is 10" wide & elephants cock is 3" wide'..yes but the bastard fingered me first!!
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textmatess writes on 20.08.2004 09:51 : |
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guy walka in2 sex shop & asks 4 a sex doll, 'do u want normal or muslim?' asks the sales man,'whats the differences?' well. muslim ones blow themselves up!!!
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textmatess writes on 20.08.2004 09:44 : |
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England have won a gold medal in the olympics for white river rafting, two men from Cornwall won it in a transit van!
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