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textmatess writes on 02.09.2004 23:43 : |
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Pleas turn your mobile phone upside down now!!! Hurry370HSSV 0773H
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textmatess writes on 02.09.2004 23:42 : |
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last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky.... then I thought where the fuck is my roof??
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textmatess writes on 02.09.2004 23:39 : |
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5 BAD THINGS 2 SAY 2 A NAKED GUY1)so dis explains ur car!2)but still work,right?3)r u cold?4)shood i get a pump?5)so i guess dis makes me d early bird!
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textmatess writes on 02.09.2004 23:37 : |
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HOW MANY ANIMALS CAN U FIT IN A PAIR OF TIGHTS? 10 little piggies,2 calves,1 ass,1 pussy,1 beaver,loads of hares & 1 smelly fish!
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textmatess writes on 02.09.2004 23:32 : |
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I once had a One2One with a Virgin, she teased me till i had an Erikson, sucked me till my face went Orange, till busted my Siemen all over her Nokias!
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textmatess writes on 02.09.2004 23:29 : |
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What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don't get some support people are going to think we're nuts!
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textmatess writes on 02.09.2004 23:28 : |
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This sms can only be read by a SEXY person: Try again...... Nothing? Sorry, i guess your just not SEXY..HEY! dont force it, ugly git!!
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textmatess writes on 02.09.2004 23:27 : |
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Your face is such a mess, you must stop using it to hammer in nails!!
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textmatess writes on 02.09.2004 23:26 : |
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Your face is such a mess, when you practice diving why don't you make sure the pool has water in next time.
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textmatess writes on 02.09.2004 23:22 : |
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Your face is such a mess, you should stop reading before slamming the book shut!!!
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textmatess writes on 02.09.2004 23:22 : |
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Your face is such a mess, why don't you get your dog something different to chew on ?
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textmatess writes on 02.09.2004 23:20 : |
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Your face looks like you've been using it as a doorstop
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textmatess writes on 02.09.2004 23:19 : |
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Let's be honest with each other . . . we've both come here for the same reasons.Yes, you're right. Let's go and pull some girls.
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textmatess writes on 02.09.2004 23:18 : |
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I think the sun shines out of your arse.Well, you're living proof that even a turd can be polished.
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textmatess writes on 02.09.2004 23:17 : |
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Them:I never forget a face................You:Neither do I but in your case I'll make an exception
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textmatess writes on 02.09.2004 23:10 : |
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Always remember you're unique,.......... just like everyone else
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textmatess writes on 02.09.2004 22:10 : |
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All the love that history knows is said to be in every rose!Yet all the love that could be found in two, is less than what I feel for you.
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SweetySweetyUK writes on 02.09.2004 22:00 : |
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Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, but what the hell happend to you?
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SweetySweetyUK writes on 02.09.2004 21:55 : |
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There is Hot-sex, Fast-sex, Group-sex, Safe-sex, Leather-sex, Telephone-sex, and for people with your face ...NO SEX !
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SweetySweetyUK writes on 02.09.2004 21:54 : |
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Dear God, thank you for making me healthy. Can you also make me sexy? If you can't make me sexy, please make all my friends fat. Amen.
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SweetySweetyUK writes on 02.09.2004 21:53 : |
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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's £3.95 per minute.
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SweetySweetyUK writes on 27.08.2004 11:08 : |
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Mental anxiety, Mental breakdowns, Menstrual cramps, Menopause... Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with MEN!
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fuckjawz writes on 26.08.2004 13:45 : |
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HORHOR Took the car for a service at the weekend... -should have seen the vicar's face as I drove down the isle HORHOR i fu in good !!
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HUGHJAZZ7 writes on 20.08.2004 16:10 : |
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after great sex she lies there stroking his penis, he asked her if she wanted another go, she replied No, I,m just admiring your penis, I used to have one just like it.
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