 | fromtimesgonepast schreibt am 11.07.2005 08:26 : |
| and u havent even got me on ya friends list , typical st annes :p
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| dogsbolox schreibt am 29.04.2005 22:50 : |
| me shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.......lol
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| sexclusive schreibt am 29.04.2005 08:28 : |
| I'm fine! Hows u? have u been and done owt exciting lately? I've just been doin boring uni stuff. There has to be more to life than this he he he!
x~x~x
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| textmatess schreibt am 29.04.2005 08:06 : |
| That michael jackson is a right liar!! he swore on the popes life he didnt touch them kids!!!................(sick i know, sorry )
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| SweetySweetyUK schreibt am 15.10.2004 18:45 : |
| Today is National Mental illness day, You can do your bit by texting a kind message to a retarded friend.....well, thats my bit done then!
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| bollockknob schreibt am 24.09.2004 13:32 : |
| Hi
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| HUGHJAZZ7 schreibt am 08.09.2004 19:52 : |
| fuck off you lazy twats get a fucking life she sais !
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| HUGHJAZZ7 schreibt am 08.09.2004 19:52 : |
| 2nuns were going to rome to be blessed by the pope now whats wrong with that, when they were on their way a gang of yobbo's said hey suck on this (his dick)then 1 of the nuns said i dont think they know who we are show them your cross>>>
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| HUGHJAZZ7 schreibt am 08.09.2004 19:50 : |
| the englishman says thats nothing when i finish i wipe my cock on the curtains and she hits the fucking roof
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| HUGHJAZZ7 schreibt am 08.09.2004 19:50 : |
| an Englishman,froggie,& italian talking about shagging their wives. the froggie says when i make love2 my wife its so good that she floats 3ft off the bed with pleasure. the italian says thats nothing mine floats 5ft off the bed.>
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| HUGHJAZZ7 schreibt am 08.09.2004 19:48 : |
| Whats white & glides across the floor?
come dancing!!!
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| HUGHJAZZ7 schreibt am 08.09.2004 19:47 : |
| listen up. it costs 10 pence 2 send a text message.do u realise that 10 pence could go 2wards food for an asylum seeker in this country!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! now text this message 2 as many people as u can & help starve the fuckers!!!!!!!!!!
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| textsexpest schreibt am 06.09.2004 17:03 : |
| 3sisters ann jan&fanny.. ann&jan go on date 1boy says"jeez u ave big feet" ann replies u should see our fannies there huge!
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| textmatess schreibt am 04.09.2004 18:40 : |
| Why are men happy when they finish a puzzle in two months time..... Because the box says : 3 till 5 years.
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| textmatess schreibt am 04.09.2004 18:31 : |
| Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak??
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| textmatess schreibt am 04.09.2004 18:15 : |
| Q : Why do men like blonde jokes so much?
A : Because they can understand them
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| textmatess schreibt am 04.09.2004 18:12 : |
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Q : Why are blonde jokes so short?
A : So men can remember them
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| textmatess schreibt am 04.09.2004 18:11 : |
| The fluffy clouds may kiss the sky, The rose may kiss the butterfly, The morning dew may kiss the grass,But u my friend can kiss my ass!
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| textmatess schreibt am 04.09.2004 17:53 : |
| 1 day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, 'Hey buddy, why are you doing that?' He said, 'Because you came home early.'
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| textmatess schreibt am 04.09.2004 17:13 : |
| 2 men R fishing. A funeral march goes by. The 1st man places his hat on his chest. 2nd man says ''That's nice.
1st man says 'It's The least I can do. We were married for 25 years.'
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| textmatess schreibt am 04.09.2004 17:07 : |
| There was a young girl from Wick, who asked her mum what's a prick, her mother said Annie it goes up your fanny and jumps up and down till it's sick
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| textmatess schreibt am 04.09.2004 17:06 : |
| what do you do if a irish man through's a pin at you ... ... ..........you run cause he's got a grenade in his mouth
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| textmatess schreibt am 04.09.2004 17:05 : |
| little miss drugy sat in a buggy smoking a pipe of weed along came a spider skinned up beside her and sold her some acid and speed.
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| textmatess schreibt am 04.09.2004 17:05 : |
| there was a young girl called heather,whos cunt lips were made of leather they made a strange noise that attracted the boys by flapping the edges together
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| textmatess schreibt am 02.09.2004 22:49 : |
| What’s hairy on the outside and moist inside, begins with a 'C' ends with a 'T' and has U' and 'N' in the middle? Answer: 'COCUNUT'
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